In the last two days, Judges Fisher and Currier, respectively, authored published opinions that consumed fewer than ten pages. Here they are: State v. M.K.P., ___ N.J. Super. ___ (App. Div. 2022). This was Judge Fisher’s decision. The issue was whether defendant’s alleged assault of her elderly mother constituted a violation of N.J.S.A. 2C:24-8(a). As Judge Fisher summarized it, that statute “imposes criminal liability on those who have ‘assumed continuing responsibility for the care of a person 60 years of age or older,’ making it a crime of the third-degree to...